And while the right wing story was constantly changing, the police report and the story from the teenagers both remained consistent. The teenagers say that big balls was harassing and trying to pick up the 15-year-old girl, and when he wouldn't leave her alone the boy jumped in to defend her.
The case caught the attention of Donald Trump.
Could you imagine creeping on a child and then getting beaten up by a 15 year old, AND THEN claiming you were car jacked and having the President of the United States activate the military against citizens in your city and using your made up story to justify a fascist takeover?
What a fucking loser
more like little balls amirite
And so it goes. On and on.
Hmmm
Another Trump pedo - so not shocked
He musta seen trumps polaroids with the little girls and he liiike iiiit allllottt
This all felt very fabricated so Trump could “justify” sending the military in to DC
Does DOGE employment require a record of sexual assault and predation?
Regardless of if this is a real article or account does anyone of rational mind think this punk ass kid was actually jumped or just volunteered to help Trump deploy troops on his way to declaring martial law? It’s not a conspiracy if it’s consistent with everything MAGA does and says.
Another maga pos. I’m sure it was his fault.
Ah, we can see why this upsets president raper.
If that allegation is true, he deserved the beat down & that’s before we even consider the DOGE stuff.
Oh cute, baby Republicans they start sexual interference young don’t they?
The story the WH wants us all to believe, is as usual, a lie.
Das ist ein ziemlich dunkles Kapitel. Kannst du mir sagen, was genau dich an dieser Geschichte stört?
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Perverts of a feather rape together
Of fucking course.
The bloody photo was made to look like a merciless beating, but clearly, it's a bloody nose. There were no weapons. There was no attempted carjacking. It was BB Doge harassing and trying to pick up an underage girl. All so performative and Trumpian.
Big Balls not on the up and up?
This whole story smelled bad but it took how long for the press to sort this out? Really???
Is tiny clenched balls on the #EpstienList?
In the dumbest reboot of all time, the Burning of the Reichstag was replaced with the Ass-whooping of Big Balls by Two Kids.
“Big Balls” seems like an exaggeration.
Of course. And totally explains why DC is now suddenly so dangerous. Full of elected and newly hired pedophiles.
This is the picture the trump regime released. Did he have his shirt off when he got a nose bleed and bled all over himself?🙄
So another trumper is a pedo. Got it.
Another PEDOPHILE?! Yup, that tracks GOP owns it
We as a people need to unite... And stomp his ass out. Think of it as a new age class action lawsuit
He looks like he got punched in the nose one time and then deliberately wiped his own blood all over his body to make it look worse
Pedocons gonna pedocon
That kid just has the look of someone who's a complete asshole.
I did not realize pedophilia is contagious.
Funny, ‘Big Balls’ Edward Coristine is now known in Spanish as pequeño cojones.
I knew that original story was bs when Leon jumped on Bluesky to defend his “honor”. JHC. Those people lie. All the time. About everything.
big 😭😭, meet big 👢
Cuntis Yavpeen or whatever his name is had it on good authority that it'd been Eastern European mob enforcers and that Big Balls had channeled the All Mighty Regent Trumpis power to get a couple of good swings in. Lovely lovely.
Good news, NOW RELEASE THE FULL EPSTEIN FILES, ty
I wanna believe, but what about the dozen who ran away? Bystanders don’t run. Big balls was harassing a girl while with his own significant other? Who does that? What police report?
Trump and MAGA were really banking on shooting everyday Americans because this pedo got dropped by a 15 year old. Good job MSM for allowing Trump to wipe his ass with the Constitution over this perv who can’t take a punch from a high schooler.
It’s appropriate that a MAGA guy is hitting on a 15 year old girl, right? 🙄
"Trump releases about 1500 "patriots" who endeavored to overthrow the US government and assassinate then Vice President, Mike Pence (R)".
The Pedo Party
Remember when this was an unchecked gang of teenage Romanians because of how esoteric and weird right wing racism has gotten lol
@nbcnews.com @cnbc.com @pbsnews.org @cnn.com maybe you guys should report that Trump sent in troops to protect a fellow pedophile? Maybe this is noteworthy?
"Big Balls" needs to be neutered.
Oh big balls is a pederast too?
Why the higher rate of sex crimes among GOP than Dems? It's a reflection of values. The GOP values hierarchy, dominance, aggression, and submission to authority. Very attractive to predators. Victims keep quiet. But Dems value equality & respect, even children can speak up. Dangerous for predators.
Funny how tough all these MAGAt douchebags are until they get slapped around for being shits. Then they cry like babies.
Holy shit, I called it.
Blue - not Big, Balls?
We all knew it was a catalyst for fascist actions. The NAZIs did this kind of shit all of the time and the propaganda machine that Trump is running is out of 1930s era fascism/authoritarianism.
Turns out that trump was REALLY butthurt that big balls couldn't get at that girl.
Okay, I was told that he beat off 15 guys to save a young girl's virginity. My faith in humanity is shaken.
Yahoo!news wrapper without the Daily Beast paywall: www.yahoo.com/news/article... And sadly, while the article calls "Gunther Eagleman™" an "influencer" it doesn't mention he's a pseudonym trollboi.
A judge rained on Donald Trump’s crime crackdown parade when she released from a youth holding facility two teens charged in connection with the alleged assault of a former DOGE staffer. The teens, a ...
The linked article unfortunately doesn't have those details. Is there another?
Sounds like Trump's kind of young man. He may call him son.
Big Bawls was the perp, not the victim Whiney little pr*ck
But Let’s give the medal of freedom to someone who received an ass whipping…
#character #magacharacter!
The predicate for military in DC and I haven’t seen this on any news program
If any arm of the trump administration is ok with child assault, molesters, abusers, & traffickers..then let the vigilantes or prisoners take care of this problem first hand!
Tech bro likes young girls and won't take no for an answer. Shocker.
Can we stop calling him big balls? For the love of god let’s just learn his name and stop this nonsense.
So surely big balls will be arrested now for soliciting a minor
A Nazi named Big Balls is rapey?
Color me surprised.
should be giving that teenager a medal for beating up a pedophile
Pedocons Theory remains undefeated.
This tracks with the overall theme of the year. Coming soon: Release Big Balls Files
I feel like the fact that a former major government staffer was trying to “pick up” someone not even old enough to drive should be a bigger deal.
So DC is under martial law because of a crime against Big Balls that never happened?
Now THIS story I believe. And he got his ass kicked by a 15 year old. So instead of giving him a lesson in "Don't harass women" or a couple of self defense lessons, they BRING IN THE FUCKING NATIONAL GUARD because this guy is a jerk and can't defend himself against a teenager.
So our country is under military occupation because a pedophile got his ass beat by the fifteen year old girls he was sexually harassing?
Gods dammit I wish a meteor would come and wipe us all out like the dinosaurs.
I called it
Even worse than I guessed. bsky.app/profile/lill...
So they called in the national guard because a pedophile got beat up….. …. …. Seems fitting for this admin.
ALL Provoked by Big Balls…..
He looks like the rapey pedo sort.
So Big Balls tried to pick up under age girls? You got to be kidding.
HE has to start early to earn his strips in the pedophile kult 😏
This is the “emergency.”
Also, do not buy anything from his father's company Lesser Evil Snacks. Because he raised a Greater Evil.
