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Wrong Emily

@wrongemily.bsky.social

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  1. Blatant lies of Bruce Springsteen:

    • “I got this guitar and I learned how to make it talk.”

    • “The first kick I took was when I hit the ground.”

    • “I’m on fire.”

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  2. I've had to explain, slowly and using small words, to so many people that power that is never wielded doesn't exist. Democrats' steadfast refusal to wield power they are legally authorized to use, means that they've never actually taken power. Because power HAS to be taken. It's never given.

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  3. We only rate dogs. This is the goth cousin of Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc. Please understand it's not just a phase, and only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10 (credit u/vincidelaunc)

    a fluffy black orb like a soot sprite is sitting on a white floor. there’s a small crescent shape of white right in the middle, with a black round spot centered within it. at first glance, it has the appearance of a single eyeball floating in the middle of the void. at second glance, it still looks like that. but maybe on third examination, it’s clearer that the white is from a dog’s little snout, and the black in the middle is the dog’s nose, and any other distinguishing feature like eyes, ears, and paws are absorbed into the black void.an exceedingly fluffy black dog stands expectantly on the floor and looks up at a little kid in a high chair who presumably has snacks to share. the little bit of white on the dog’s nose and their pink tongue is the only interruption in the otherwise endless sea of darkness. but at least from this angle, they have a more defined body and tiny feet, so she’s a little less “orb” and a little more “dog.”
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