What do you think the dodo bird tasted like?
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Tough, oily, and disgusting.
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Regret.
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Way better than hard tack.
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Like chicken.
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Turducken
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Victory
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Shame?
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Regret
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Chick-fil-A
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Cats and dogs.
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Passenger pigeon
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Depended on what it ate! I'm guessing no one knows. But since humans apparently taste like pork & snakes taste like chicken, probably somewhere in between. To be honest I'd rather they weren't extinct & that no one ate them ever.
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Extinction.
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Chicken
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Like chicken, if the correct replicator settings are used
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I believe there are accounts from the time and they weren't very good. You also have to consider these accounts we're from British sailors.
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Duck
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Chicken?
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Pretty much identical to seahorses. 😞
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Chicken
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Probably like most strange birds-chicken!
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Chicken
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Chicken 🐔
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I mean this.
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Probably better than chicken since it was consumed into extinction… maybe like turducken…
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CHICKEN...
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Doo doo 💩 🤷♂️
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doo-doo.
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Extinction
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Tasted like what they ate.
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extinction that is what they tasted like
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Dodo chicken
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Doo doo
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Well they must have been delicious. Some were being brought back to England, but the crew couldn't resist eating them.
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Chicken. Everything tastes like chicken. We love chicken. Maybe that is why everything tastes like chicken. Even rattlesnakes.
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Contemporary accounts vary from 'delicious' to 'tough and unpleasant' with the comment that it depends how much it was (over)cooked. Given the genetic family, probably like pigeon then, the breast is fine when barely cooked but it's disgusting when well cooked.
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Your mom
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Chicken
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Mara Lago bronzer
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It's reported to have tasted like fish oil IIRC.
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Chicken😎
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Like Rotten Hog Intestines 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
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Human flesh 🤮😱
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Probably chicken and duck with the texture of veal.
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I understand it was delicious, which is why we ended up exterminating it.
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Chicken?
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Probably like dodo
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People often mention Walghvogel, 'disgusting bird'. However, it's said that properly cooked breast or belly meat was good eating, so it was probably the cut. Their closest relative, the Rodrigues Solitaire, was also said to have good breast and belly meat, other cuts being poor. >>>
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I'm so sad they are no longer alive.
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i dont know why but my first thought was "maybe it taste like moose?" makes no sense but it is 2 am here so I will go with that.
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Victory
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Must not have been good otherwise they would’ve been domesticated and I’d be throwing some Dodo on the BBQ tonight.
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Beef
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We should clone one and find out!
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Frog legs
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Turkey?
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It tasted quite shit apparently, according to contemporary records - but when hard tack is your diet, anything else becomes the better option...
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Fish!
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It’s a big dove , so maybe like them.
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brown
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A little fowl
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It was a bit gamey.
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Fibreglass
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Chicken
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Bald Eagle or Condor, yum!
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doo doo
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Lame Duck
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It was a pigeon so probably tasted as such
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Strong chicken
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Chicken, obviously.
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Deododorant
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Sheep
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Like a dodo
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It tastes like chicken. Growing up, whenever my parents wanted me to eat something new - like duck, or crawfish, or rabbit - hey would say it tastes like chicken. It never did, and that's when I learned that parents sometimes lie to their kids. 😉
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Chicken
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Yer mom.
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Turkey, but gamier.
(I've only ever eaten farmed turkey.)
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Forget the dodo… I’m wondering if, once we’re extinct, someone else will casually ask: “So, what do you think humans tasted like?"
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Funny but I love the joke or sarcasm whatever it is I just love it.
I just wonder what it would be tasting like 👍
Maybe a nothing burger. 🍔
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😂😂😂 The very question that made them extinct.
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Duck.
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Chicken
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chicken
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Death
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I don’t know, but with a name like Dodo, it probably tasted funny.
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Place a space in it's name "do do" and you have your answer...
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Chicken obvs
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Chicken.
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Billionaire. It tasted like billionaire.
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Tacos
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According to Howard Waldrop, delicious.
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A little too doughy for my tastes.
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Like every vertebrate a little bit like chicken.
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Probably like chicken
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Chicken
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Dodos tasted like passenger pigeon
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Probably kind of like duck.
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Disgusting! The Dutch name for the bird was "Walgvogel" translates into ¨Disgustingbird". The Dutch should know eating all birds to their extinct.
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Fishy like seagull.
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Between turkey, duck, and pigeon if you've had it. Not bad. Kind of a weird taste though
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Pigeon, it's closest relative.
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Like whatever you cooked it in.
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Bird shit
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if you have to ask
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Chimpkin.
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Dodolicious?
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Whey.
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Snake?
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It’s a big pigeon, so I’d say squab.
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probably like Chick-fil-A
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Meat doesn't taste like anything.
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Unknown. Those who tried it dropped dead.
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Chicken
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Roget's Thesaurus and vinegar.
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The taste is meagre and hollow, but crisp, like a coat that is rather too tight in the waist, with a flavour of will-o'-the-wisp.
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like regular chickens?
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Probably like a wood pigeon, since it was a relative …
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Not too good, as Dutch sailors referred to dodos as “walghvoghels” (literally “disgusting birds”).
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Like chicken, like everything else
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doodoo
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Chicken. Obviously.
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Frog legs (which taste like chicken )
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Its closest living relation is the pigeon, so I imagine similar to pigeon. I have eaten pigeon once, years ago, but can't really remember what it was like.
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Turkey, or possibly duck.
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Cookie dough-dough
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Human indifference?
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It was known as the disgusting bird, Guess why
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Probably similar to pigeon. i think it was a relation. I've never tried pigeon. I have eaten bear when I was young.
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Good enough to eat all of them.
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KFC.
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Albatross.
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Dough. Dough!
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That's a joke question, right ? Just like everything else...CHICKEN !!
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If experience tells me anything, probably chicken.
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Chicken
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Chicken?
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Dead good
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Apparently it didn’t taste very good. Sailors described their meat in log books. Apparently the flesh was grey and tough.
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Not very sure but either like chicken or dodo.
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Rotten meat.
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original question!
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Oh sh!t. I scrolled passed this and thought it was a photo of Trump for a second. Lol
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Chicken!
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Dick
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Not very nice apparently, which makes me wonder what they ate because that can be a factor in what the thing in itself tastes like. What’s the evidence? I could look it up but I’m tired.
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Purple…
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Bananas
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Cruelty.
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I dunno, but anyone eating a bird that ugly was actually doing it a favor.
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chicken
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A republican.
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Blue cheese with a hint of salmon.
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Dough dough.
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Carrier Pigeon
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It must have been super tasty considering they rendered it extinct. I'm thinking something rich along the lines of duck maybe.
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chicken.
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Very old chicken?
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It was a bit like grilled Thylacine with a hint of Coelacanth. Nice with chips.😜
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Velociraptor
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Like everything when I was a kid it tastes like chicken
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According to the Dutch who colonized Mauritius not very well.
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Bread.
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Passenger pigeon
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Fish, apparently.
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Chicken, of course. Tastes like chicken.
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Like it’s past its expiration date😂
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like chicken, duh. LOL
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chicken or duck idk
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It must have been delicious.
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Chicken some have wrote tastes bad maybe they didn't use the 11 herbs and spices.
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Dough dough?
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I've heard they tasted somewhat like Whooping Crane...
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According to sailors who ate dodo birds before the bird went extinct (which was a long, long time ago) it was vile tasting. But one bird could feed up to 50 people.
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Turkey
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Duck
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So so!!
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Maybe turkey?
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Ham?
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Not seagull.
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Fish
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They’re a bitch to spatchcock though!
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Ask Melania
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Like a dodo. What else?
