Not Rafael on the sax- that’s too sexy 😂
Katie Didn’t
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Who needs a good looking man when you have a cabinet full of good looking jars
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[Johnson's formulating adult shampoo]
no. let them cry.
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[Therapy]
Psychiatrist: "Do you ever have thoughts of self-harm?"
Me: "I'm afraid so -- I was planning to pick up KFC for dinner."
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i think, as a hunter, Orion should be wearing more than a belt
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I hate when people don't exclude me from the conversation.
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"Apocalypse traffic" could mean gridlock or no sign of anybody anywhere, please be specific when you come to me on this the day of how much beef jerky I need
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they should let me be a mother bear with two little cubs i think I'd be good at it
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I honestly can’t think of anything worse than if it were raining men
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May I compare thy hidden gate to some fair malkin of the field?
