Laura Loomer is now touting her new title as “Trump’s Rasputin” for her growing political influence, à la the Russian Svengali who advised the Romanov family.
The alt-right influencer has skyrocketed to notoriety for her White House purges.
trump bit on the side
Rasputin's influence on the Czar is one of the reasons the monarchy fell & the family killed
Raputin was perceived as a danger by those loyal to the Czar so he was poisoned,shot,beaten & dumped in a river
The pics of the dead Rasputin are gruesome but if she's OK with the analogy...
So she's a vampire?
Rasputa.
Rasputin looked more feminine
Do you think she knows how Rasputin ended?
weird flex, things didn't end well for Rasputin?
Side note: why describe Rasputin via a fictional character?
Noooo they let the Washington Leadership Conference FFA kids around her?
I would have bullied her as a 16 year old.
She does know what happened to him, right?
One of the many tragedies of this being we almost certainly won’t get a banger track out of it.
Rasputin was a catalyst in the collapse of the Russian Empire and the rise of the Soviet Union.
Thanks for the earworm, Looner. youtu.be/16y1AkoZkmQ?...
She remembers what happened to Rasputin, yeah?
Boney M did a good tune on that dude. Very catchy. Including the ending.
Rasputin was poisoned, beaten shot and thrown into a freezing river to drown. #goals
Does that mean she is going to get poisoned, shot and drowned, while the Trump regime.... well...
She’s so very ignorant it would be laughable if Trump weren’t equally ignorant and the two of them work every day to destroy our democracy. May Trump and Loomer meet the same fates as Nicholas II and Rasputin
Why the hell does Susie wiles let Loomer roam around and make trouble. They could easily cut this off.
Either those around her KNOW what happened to the Romanov Family and Rasputin, or they have no clue and think he's just some cooky guy. Either way, that's not great foreshadowing....
Man at least Rasputin’s lip injections were subtle.
Oh, so that’s who she’s trying to look like.
~ "...Rasputin"
And hopefully, she will meet a similar end.
It all turned out great for everyone
Look on the bright side…, things didn’t turn out so well for the Romanov’s. Will history repeat itself.
Definite doppelganger
Read Much?
Who wants to tell her.
She never read the end of that story, did she?
Look people. You have to read the whole story. This is like someone being proud of building the new Titanic.
Really? I would have gone with “Trumps Sleep Paralysis Demon” with that freakish face made by the cheapest plastic surgeons.
Can she hypnotize a chicken?
It's Fluffer, right?
So she's a conwoman who doesn't bath?
i missed all history lessons, how did it work out for Rasputin and the party he advised. Genuinely curious...
The extremist far-right influencers are no longer even trying to disguise where they are on the good vs evil spectrum.
Does she know what happened to Rasputin?
And you corrupted losers bring it up and mention it like it's acceptable or something. And like you enjoy saying this. Your publication is complete dog shit at this point. Although dog shit is more valuable.
She has no clue. Rasputin? Who he?
Huh how did things eventually work out for the Romanovs?
Hmmmm, things didn't end well for Rasputin
Here’s hoping it ends the same way for all of them.
You never see them in the same room together, has anyone else noticed that?
Can we find out if shes immune to poison, like, asap.
Rasputin, Russia's Svengali. The Gepetto of Caligulas.
I love that these folk only know bits of history. Boy are they going to be surprised!
May she meet the same fate
Good for her! She pulled the right analogy. I heard both Rasputin and Romanovy lived happily ever after ☺️
What she used to look like before she/they "magatized" themselves ...
Huh. How did things go for Rasputin? Or for that matter, the Romanovs?
Grigori Rasputin, the "Mad Monk" who gained considerable influence over the Romanov family in the final years of the Russian Empire, was murdered with a close host to the forehead...
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Rasputin's advice was notoriously shit, like advising the Tsar to assume direct control of the army causing him to take the blame for defeats. So it tracks she'd be his rasputin
there's a certain resemblence
Uhhhhhhh how'd that go for everyone
The thing I know most about Rasputin, is how much people tried to kill him.
Seems an odd nickname to choose.
I hope it ends the same way for both of them.
Mmm.
all this and she's only 33, what a bright future...
Who is Trump's Beria now? A woman?
Rasputin? More like Rasclaat
The Daily Beast is to news what Laura Loomer is to Governance.
Pretty sure you don't need "the" after "à la".
Fun fact: Rasputin was a Jeffrey Epstein of his time, hiring a lot of sex workers in order to gather information and blackmail material of other court members.
He was also a rabid antisemitic.
Weirdo.
Rasputin never pressed his boobs on the Tsar.
Side note, can we acknowledge that all of the plastic surgery, implants, lip fillers and more Loomer has had done is also gender-affirming care. She’s “affirming” her gender.
It would be terribly embarrassing if everyone added the words 'Epstein' or 'Pedogate' to their Bluesky handle
#Pedogate
This is the nicest thing her parents have ever said about her
I find her terms acceptable.
Perfect, she probably hasn't read through to the end b/c she’s an idiot. …getting popcorn ready! Fast forward to the end!
Does she also have a massive penis?
Bold to compare yourself to a mystic conman who helped tank an empire. But sure, go off.Ah yes, nothing says ‘trust me’ like invoking a creepy cult figure who contributed to a regime’s collapse.When your political brand is ‘unhinged advisor to a doomed leader,’ you’re really embracing the role.
One does not follow Loomer for her deep historical insights
She associates herself with the advisor to a dictatorial ruler from history, thus admitting the Felon47's evil. 😠
And then they shot him till he was dead.
Ready for the frozen Neva river part.
I've been playing Sims 3 again and so many of the townies look like her after a couple generations
Ok, Loomer.
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It wasn’t cool to give yourself a nickname when I was 9, I can assure her it’s not any cooler now.
May she meet the same fate.
Does she have a massive hog? You can't be rasputin with out a massive hog. Some of the coolest women I've meet have had massive dogs, but Laura loomer isnt cool. No shame in having any kind of hog.
So she's involved in orgies and will be killed about 6 different times before it finally takes?
I see the resemblance.
So she’s sleeping with the entire family?
I. Hate. This. Country. My god…what a joke. I really hope it does end with guillotines because short of that there’s no level of accountability that can befall these nihilists.
Um... do y'all know how that ended?
How do you say, "... and they lived happily ever after." in Russian?
If you want to understand the Trump administration you need to brush up on Russian history
I’d actually like to read an article explaining how she came to be relevant to this shitshow in the first place. Who is she? What is her background, who does she come from and who does she know? What explains her place in Trump revolving door of “advisors”
So… she’s planning on getting taken out by opposing factions within the regime before the regime even falls? Very cool.
Laura Loomer is calling herself Trump's Rasputin? So how did things turn out for the Romanovs, living it up while the country starved? And for Rasputin himself!
From her lips to God's ears
(oh to actually believe divine justice existed...it would be nice)
What’s wrong with her face?
Guess it is better than “cum dumpster”.
She looks so incredibly fucking weird
COME ON, THAT IS NOT PASSABLE AS A WOMAN!
Well foreshadowed.
Ummm, does she know how that story ended?
Wait wasn’t Rasputin rumored to be banging the Russian queen? Is this why Melania isn’t living with Donald
Oh yeah he died peacefully in his bed beloved by all right
Clown of cars.
She’s as mad as Rasputin was.
She’s not very attractive
Is she Rasputin or Svengali?! Sheesh!
Let’s hope her career ends the same way
hey what happened to all those guys anyway
Rasputin? This guy? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grigori...
Is Loomer aware of how Rasputin met his end?
Well, we all know how that ended up for Tzar Nicholas and his family…..
What does she actually do, though? Is she still cuffing herself uselessly to doors?
Why does this plastic faced fascist have any influence?
Does Loomer realize Rasputin ended up being poisoned, shot and thrown in a river?
Not the flex she thinks it is
I doubt she actually has any "friends" so I would lay odds that she gave herself that nickname, which would be sad if she were a non-demented creature
There is definitely a resemblance. The crazy eyes are the give away. www.britannica.com/biography/Gr...
Grigori Rasputin, Siberian peasant and mystic whose ability to improve the condition of Aleksey Nikolayevich, the hemophiliac heir to the Russian throne, made him a favorite at the court of Emperor Ni...
Does she know how the story ends?
I presume she is clueless about what happened to Rasputin and the Romanovs.
May she end up just like him
She’s too stupid to understand what happened to Rasputin.
I hope things work out for her the same way they did for him very soon.
Come now, you can't expect them to read the books they want to burn.
Time to find out how hard it is to kill her and how big her penis is
She’s his beard?
Because that turned out so well for everyone involved...
But who would be the Russian Svengoolie?
Alright who's the new Lenin?
in that she’s going to get assassinated, repeatedly
The only way the country survives to 2028 is if the way the Romanovs were treated is re-enacted on her little band of buddies.
"Ra(cist), Ra(cist), Rasputin..."
Does she know there’s a song by Boney M, literally celebrating Rasputin’s demise? Some day, she may too have a song 🤣
Last person I expected to have a 30 cm dick, but here we are...
may she meet the same end(s).
Christ these people are just absolute shit human beings.
I'm guessing she's unaware of Rasputin's fate.
Rasputtin' that little orange cheeto in her mouth, amirite?
did she watch the end of the history channel show about rasputin
I mean, it worked out for the Romanov family, right?
she has a huge hog?
How’d that work out for Rasputin or the Romanovs
This is like when Steve Bannon compared himself to Thomas Cromwell.
I wonder what happened to rasputin
She might want to look up what happened to Rasputin
Her hog is rumored to be twice as big.
She obviously didn't see how the movie ended...
Is she…is she banging Melania?
Trump calls her looney loomer
The headline really doesn't do a very good job of communicating that the nickname was given to her by some random friend she has and no one actually calls her that
it’s my belief she’s the only one desperate enough to let 🍊 go all the way
Yeah let’s hope her story ends similarly
Send Hellboy after her
So she's bragging about not bathing, being holy, fucking her employers, and having two dicks?
Someone should tell her to read the Wikipedia entry about how the relationship ended between Rasputin and the czar.
How did that work out for Rasputin? Didn't he get his dick cut off and pickled?
If trump loves anything, it's being cast as a puppet
how'd that all end for him? good?
They going to murder her during an orgy, cut off her manhood, and display it in a jar?
More like ASS-Putin.
🎶 Ra-Ra-Loomerthing Sucking on trump's tiny peen 🎶
We all know what happened to him. It did not end well.
Hey Laura, while you’re at it, please give Trump some makeup lessons
You both are pale of any decency!
Rasputin was shot dead by people who feared his influence over the Royal Family. Trump’s people are not the sharpest tools in the box.
This is not going to end well for her
Rasputin dick is in a jar I wouldn’t strive for that level of notoriety.
This is what happens when you don't know your history. It didn't end well for the Romanov family or Rasputin.
Sometime over the course of the night and the early morning of December 29-30, 1916, Grigory Efimovich Rasputin, a se...
Does Laura Loomer know that Rasputin ended up dead along with the Romanovs?
She is a complete moron
So... Is she fucking melania? I mean, she'd do it for 10 bucks
Perhaps she should consider what happened to Rasputin and his Tsar and the family, before bragging too much.
Rasputin had a massive cock.
Loomer hangs out with a massive cock (who has a tiny penis)
Well, it IS a shame how she carries on, so.
Rasputin, a famously popular guy who lived a good life.
LaLa Rasputin, fluffer of the Russian Asset
More like Rump Putin
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